:D
The reflow attempt was just some rune-casting as I was out of ideas for the day and I didn't see anything really wrong with it except looking a bit dull and crusty brown stuff around the caps, which might have just been old flux. But suspiciously, only in that area at the front, nowhere else.
It was only when I realised the solder refused to melt and flux wasn't really helping - there was a problem worth digging into. Maybe a battery leaked nearby and just got to it? A ranged attack from a dying PC :p

